Did you see talk of the slutty summer of 2021? How was it for you? Well, although it might not have been the sexual bonanza that many of the media channels predicted, the summer is always a fizzing hotbed of hormones and sexual opportunity.
Basically, depending where you are and if you do it right, every summer can be a slutty summer. Just gotta take advantage of it, right?
So, as the sun starts hotting up, music festivals and late night parties are on the calendar and flesh is on display, what’s a guy gotta do to get laid more and make the most of the slutty summer?
1. Freshen up your dating apps
You’re big in the game with dating apps right? Of course you are. But now that we’re moving into summer, it’s a good time to spring clean your dating app profiles.
Get rid of bad pictures, and make your profile nice and snappy, get a girl pal to proofread it ideally… It’s the 21st century after all, so you need your profile to be on point.
It might also be worth changing your preferences on some apps too. This can broaden your horizons and make it easier to find a catch…
Don’t forget to check out our online dating tips.
2. Get some body focus
After the winter it’s often the case that we’ve piled on the pounds – it’s fine it happens to all (most) of us. But if you wanna stand out and get laid more, you’ll need to pay attention to your physique. Now, we’re not saying that you have to be a chiseled adonis to make the most of slutty summer, not at all.
But, just doing a bit of exercise to improve your general fitness and get back into shape is enough. Although recent research has found that dad bod is sexy, this doesn’t mean you can just let the beer belly hang out. Give yourself the best advantage and do some home workouts first.
3. Check your style
It’s always a good idea to do a bit of a wardrobe refresh in the spring and summer months. Make sure your best shirt still fits and doesn’t have a weird smell after being in a wardrobe all winter. And get some fresh clean shoes that don’t look like you’ve been wearing them for everything since 2019.
Likewise, check your beard and hair and take care of your grooming. Whatever your style, taking care of your looks will definitely help you get laid more in the summer.
4. More than just sex
OK so we all wanna get laid more right? It’s part of the fun of a slutty summer… But sex sex sex is a turnoff to girls, so don’t open your schtick with some lets go fuck talk.
Remember to bring your best chat, humour and style to your date and don’t just try and be like, “So, slutty summer… You wanna get it on?”
Did that work before? No, right? Yea so it still won’t work now.
Focus on being an engaging and fun date and the sex will follow. Same as always basically.
5. Safety first
Experts are predicting a bit of a boom for STIs in 2021, so make sure to be safe. Yes, this does mean you might also need to bring a face mask (so the bar will let you in), but condoms should also be in your back pocket. After all, if you’re both having a slutty summer, who knows what you might be giving each other?
Don’t forget that the slutty summer doesn’t necessarily mean a free-for-all, but it does mean more chances to get lucky. Proper preparation can help, including the tips above…
Be the respectful, humorous and fun Global Playboy you always are. And have a great time out there 😉